There's been a lot going on lately but nothing I'd like to really write about on here. I'm planning on putting a few things on here during the summer but for now I just have an update funeral list:
'Ocean Floor' -Audio Adrenaline
'I Celebrate the Day' -Relient K
'24' -Switchfoot
'Please Forgive Me' -Westbound Train
'I Am Understood?' -Relient K
'Love Song' -Third Day
'Worlds Apart'-Jars of Clay
'Refuge (In Conclusion)' -The OC Supertones
'Every New Day' -Five Iron Frenzy
Godspeed...
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Just So No One Forgets
Here's the current version of the funeral playlist. I'll probably update it sooner or later. I'm holding all of you responsible. I dont feel like going into a lot of detail about stuff now, but i will in a few days.
'Ocean Floor' -Audio Adrenaline
'I Celebrate the Day' -Relient K
'24' -Switchfoot
'Please Forgive Me' -Westbound Train
'Babies' Breath' -Brave Saint Saturn
'I Am Understood?' -Relient K
'Love Song' -Third Day
'Love Song for a Savior' -Jars of Clay
'Refuge (In Conclusion)' -The OC Supertones
'Every New Day' -Five Iron Frenzy
Godspeed...
'Ocean Floor' -Audio Adrenaline
'I Celebrate the Day' -Relient K
'24' -Switchfoot
'Please Forgive Me' -Westbound Train
'Babies' Breath' -Brave Saint Saturn
'I Am Understood?' -Relient K
'Love Song' -Third Day
'Love Song for a Savior' -Jars of Clay
'Refuge (In Conclusion)' -The OC Supertones
'Every New Day' -Five Iron Frenzy
Godspeed...
Monday, February 4, 2008
Sounds like a Challenge
Some men do productive things with their lives. I am not one of those men. Throughout the rest of the semester, my three associates and I will compete in a series of challenges. Most of these challenges will take place during the weekend, however, some will be long term. One should note that if a contestant is eliminated, he is obligated to provoke remaining contestants. A referee will be assigned to certain challenges. Otherwise, the honor system will be in effect.
1) Facebook Challenge - Who can stay off of Facebook the longest? (This goes into effect at 12:00am Feb. 5th)
2)Vow of Silence Challenge - The only time a contestant may speak is if he is called on in class.
3)Master of Domain Challenge - From Seinfeld, yep.
4)Exile Challenge - Contestants must stay out of RI 401. Contestants are granted one minute per day (for changing, getting shower materials, etc.). Going over one minute will result in disqualification
5)Blind-Man Challenge - Contestants will be blindfolded. If the blindfold is remove, the contestant is disqualified (referee required).
6)Reverse Eating Contest - Eating anything will result in a disqualification. Drinks are allowed (cannot be thicker than soda--slurpies not permitted, coffee is ok)
7)Insomnia Challenge - Last contestant to fall asleep wins
8)Straight-Faced Challenge - A series of movies/stand up specials will be played. Laughter results in disqualification (No Dane Cook: it has to be challenging)
9)Water Drinking Challenge - The contestant who can drink the most bottles of water in a 5 day period wins. Anyone who goes to the hospital for overhydration is automatically the winner
10)Bizarro Pissing Contest - The contestant with the least number of urinatory events in a week wins (wetting the bed counts as a urinatory event).
11)Orbit Challenge - Cursing results in disqualification (The following words are prohibited: fuck, bitch, cunt, slut, pussy, cock, boner, dick, testicles, n-word, any racially insensitive remark), shit, damn, hell, twat, shoot, darn, crap, fudge (unless referring to the food))
12)Mittens Challenge - Removal of mittens results in disqualification, allowed to take mitten off during class
13)Bear Grylls Challenge - This is only a possibility at this point. Contestants must stay outdoors. No food brought to location.
14)Laxative Challenge - All contestants will drink an equal amount of laxative. Defacation results in disqualification
15)Smart Guy Challenge - All contestants must remain in a car. Leaving the car, for any reason, results in disqualifcation
1) Facebook Challenge - Who can stay off of Facebook the longest? (This goes into effect at 12:00am Feb. 5th)
2)Vow of Silence Challenge - The only time a contestant may speak is if he is called on in class.
3)Master of Domain Challenge - From Seinfeld, yep.
4)Exile Challenge - Contestants must stay out of RI 401. Contestants are granted one minute per day (for changing, getting shower materials, etc.). Going over one minute will result in disqualification
5)Blind-Man Challenge - Contestants will be blindfolded. If the blindfold is remove, the contestant is disqualified (referee required).
6)Reverse Eating Contest - Eating anything will result in a disqualification. Drinks are allowed (cannot be thicker than soda--slurpies not permitted, coffee is ok)
7)Insomnia Challenge - Last contestant to fall asleep wins
8)Straight-Faced Challenge - A series of movies/stand up specials will be played. Laughter results in disqualification (No Dane Cook: it has to be challenging)
9)Water Drinking Challenge - The contestant who can drink the most bottles of water in a 5 day period wins. Anyone who goes to the hospital for overhydration is automatically the winner
10)Bizarro Pissing Contest - The contestant with the least number of urinatory events in a week wins (wetting the bed counts as a urinatory event).
11)Orbit Challenge - Cursing results in disqualification (The following words are prohibited: fuck, bitch, cunt, slut, pussy, cock, boner, dick, testicles, n-word, any racially insensitive remark), shit, damn, hell, twat, shoot, darn, crap, fudge (unless referring to the food))
12)Mittens Challenge - Removal of mittens results in disqualification, allowed to take mitten off during class
13)Bear Grylls Challenge - This is only a possibility at this point. Contestants must stay outdoors. No food brought to location.
14)Laxative Challenge - All contestants will drink an equal amount of laxative. Defacation results in disqualification
15)Smart Guy Challenge - All contestants must remain in a car. Leaving the car, for any reason, results in disqualifcation
Thursday, January 17, 2008
I'd Say Strong to Quite Strong
www.jokesclean.com
www.comedy-zone.net
www.brownielocks.com
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
Q: How do you make milk shake ?
A: Give it a good scare !
If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing?
What's the difference between unique and very unique?
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?
If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Two vultures get ready to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Q: What did the evil chicken lay?
A: Deviled Eggs
funnylooking6: haha which city is a very dangerous city?
spartannerd: detroit
funnylooking6: electricity
funnylooking6: how do crazy people go through the forest?
spartannerd: how
funnylooking6: they take the psycho path
spartannerd: if fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree do chickens come from?funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: a poul-tree
funnylooking6: what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
spartannerd: ?
funnylooking6: a nervous wreck
spartannerd: what did the termite say when he walked in the bar?
funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: is the bar tender here?
funnylooking6: what do you use to cut the ocean?
spartannerd: ?
funnylooking6: a sea saw
spartannerd: what happened when the man invented the wheel?
funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: a revolution took place
Q: Why does it take longer to get from 2nd to 3rd base than it does to get from 1st to 2nd?
A: Because there's a shortstop in between
spartannerd: what do you call a sleeping bull?
funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: a bulldozer
Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A: Someday my prints will come
Q: What's better than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee
Q: What kind of party do you have in a basement?
A: A cellar-bration
Q: Why did the little shoe need counseling?
A: Its dad was a loafer and its mother was a sneaker
Q: When is coffee like a bear?
A: When it's bruin
Q: why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great Fall?
A: He wanted to make up for a lousy summer
Q: Is major surgery possible on a very obese woman?
A: Yes, but it's safer to do it on an operating table
Q: What NYC building has the most stories?
A: The public library
Godspeed...
www.comedy-zone.net
www.brownielocks.com
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
Q: How do you make milk shake ?
A: Give it a good scare !
If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing?
What's the difference between unique and very unique?
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?
If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Two vultures get ready to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Q: What did the evil chicken lay?
A: Deviled Eggs
funnylooking6: haha which city is a very dangerous city?
spartannerd: detroit
funnylooking6: electricity
funnylooking6: how do crazy people go through the forest?
spartannerd: how
funnylooking6: they take the psycho path
spartannerd: if fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree do chickens come from?funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: a poul-tree
funnylooking6: what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
spartannerd: ?
funnylooking6: a nervous wreck
spartannerd: what did the termite say when he walked in the bar?
funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: is the bar tender here?
funnylooking6: what do you use to cut the ocean?
spartannerd: ?
funnylooking6: a sea saw
spartannerd: what happened when the man invented the wheel?
funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: a revolution took place
Q: Why does it take longer to get from 2nd to 3rd base than it does to get from 1st to 2nd?
A: Because there's a shortstop in between
spartannerd: what do you call a sleeping bull?
funnylooking6: ?
spartannerd: a bulldozer
Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A: Someday my prints will come
Q: What's better than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee
Q: What kind of party do you have in a basement?
A: A cellar-bration
Q: Why did the little shoe need counseling?
A: Its dad was a loafer and its mother was a sneaker
Q: When is coffee like a bear?
A: When it's bruin
Q: why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great Fall?
A: He wanted to make up for a lousy summer
Q: Is major surgery possible on a very obese woman?
A: Yes, but it's safer to do it on an operating table
Q: What NYC building has the most stories?
A: The public library
Godspeed...
Sunday, January 13, 2008
The Puck Drop
After over a year out of the game, and some time well spent in the Chicago White Sox system, I'm back to blogging. Am I proud of myself? No, not really. Is this a good use of my time? Of course not.
After looking over a few of my old blogs, I was able to make a few conclusions. First of all, I learned that I am, above all, very stupid. It took me about five minutes to decide that I was going to use capitalization in this blog. I also realized that defied the law of the 'freshman 15.' I started the year well enough; gaining 10 in the first few months. Who would have guessed that I would go on to lose almost 20 pounds in December? It really wasn't the healthiest thing in the world. I guess that's why you don't see Jared showing off his giant pair of pants in a commerical about depression.
After looking over a few of my old blogs, I was able to make a few conclusions. First of all, I learned that I am, above all, very stupid. It took me about five minutes to decide that I was going to use capitalization in this blog. I also realized that defied the law of the 'freshman 15.' I started the year well enough; gaining 10 in the first few months. Who would have guessed that I would go on to lose almost 20 pounds in December? It really wasn't the healthiest thing in the world. I guess that's why you don't see Jared showing off his giant pair of pants in a commerical about depression.
I'd like to think that I've grown since the last time I did this, but at the end of the day: some things change, and some things don't. I'm miles away from where I was in terms of what I think about romantic love and where I'm going to be a few years from now. On the other foot, I'm still very good looking.
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Moustaches mean that you mean business. Moustaches mean that you rock the party, as well as the jams. Do men with moustaches ever wear those bluetooth guys? No, of course not. Are men with moustaches fans of Sidney Crosby? No, never. Is the moustache serious? Yes. Is the moustache comical? Yes. Man with a moustache walks into a bar. Bartender says, "That is one sweet stach, sir." Man says , "Yes, yes it is." Who invented the chicken sandwich? I'm not sure, but I'm sure he had a moustache. You know why Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall? No stach (also because he took his eyes off the prize. stay on the ball, stay on the wall).
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Anyway, I went with the title "The Cynic and the Goldfish." Nothing too mind-blowing, just two rival internal viewpoints. One questions and is proactive, the other merely observes. Kind of lame and unnecessary but so am I. At this point, I wish I had a third party: the hopeful. Or something that means the same thing. But I also like the ring of what I have now, so I'm gonna change anything.
These may not be that good, or original, but i get a kick out of it
Godspeed...
These may not be that good, or original, but i get a kick out of it
Godspeed...
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